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Who luvs funny jokes ??? I just made some funny WANTED !!!?

WANTED :

A tall well-built woman with good

reputation , who can cook frogs

legs , who appreciates a good fu-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

WANTED :

A hot chick who luvs researching into fu-

el such as gasonline, petroleum,... and tal-

king with a lot of style, who can do blow

candles on my cake at my birthday, have a good

job but with very low wages, no need to be fast

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

Update:

Ha ha sorry if It makes ya feel disturbed ! Um...I think it's funny at all ! LOL

Update 2:

Ha ha Thanks all ! Yeah ! I made my own wanted (the second wanted) based on the first one ! Kinda funny ! (^,^)

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  • Schumi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Lmao...that's sooo hilarious!Thanks for the laugh Crystal Ton...lol...probably split my ribs laughing!

    And seeing as you've made up the second one yourself,it's great!Personally,I wouldnt have been able to do that.Good Job!

    And thanks for the laugh!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well the first one you didn't make cause I saw it on a site called funnyjunk.com and the second one you probably did since it bearly makes any sense when you read all the lines "who can do blow candles on my cake" do a blow candles??? "have a good

    job but with very low wages" Good job yet low wages? I don't think that exists.

  • pihl
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think I read some like these about

    10-15 years ago

    but hey that's the way it is

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  • 1 decade ago

    kinda wrong, but overall, a pretty good dirty joke.

    7/10

  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny

    Source(s): my humour
  • 1 decade ago

    i like it except for the bad words.

  • 1 decade ago

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    bcuz fox mulder went up my ***

  • 1 decade ago

    lol....thats so funy. U came up with that? You have skill!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dirty. lol

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