Baptist preachers?

It could be a drinking thing.

Well, I asked a baptist preacher... and neither on of us can figure it out. But he did tell me this joke... "baptist preacher, methodist preacher, and a catholic preist go fishin

Baptist gets thirsty.

Gets outta the boat walks cross water and gets him a coke out the cooler and comes back.

bout 30 min later methodist does exact same thing

well preist says if they can I can

gets up and falls in the water

well after the tenth time the baptist tells the methodist

we need to tell him where the stumps are

IMMORTAL - meaning living perpetually OR IMMORAL meaning lacking MORALS? i'm useful he meant morals. Being 'born returned' skill that a guy or woman realizes that without the capacity of Christ, no person is able to triumph over sin. inspite of his Spirit interior of, the conflict against evil keeps, yet eternal existence is sure to those who believe that He paid the cost for their sins on the bypass. people who do no longer believe this have not have been given any eternal desire. the version isn't liberal and conservative, neither is it Democrat vs. Republican. There are immoral Republicans, Independents, Communists, and so on. it somewhat is an argument of private faith, and any clever preacher does not clump a team of persons as having saving faith or no longer because of the fact basically God is accustomed to the middle. Your political association could agree along with your very own status as a Christian, no longer something greater. the factors you attempt to stay via could equivalent those of maximum persons of the occasion to which you belong. There are hypocrites in all segments of political society, so it somewhat is especially circumstances very problematic to work out the version in them.

if you are going to take pot-shots at people, you should be smart enough to get the joke right.

"why do you take TWO Baptist preachers fishing?"

i have a riddle for you, my simple friend,

"what's worse; Hypocrisy or Stereotyping"

They love to eat fish

When he tries to baptize the fish it will get away.

No, but mine goes fishing and hunting.

kiss me: I love your joke, that's funny!!

He might try to baptize you in the river.

they want to play kiss and don't tell and bring their own special rod.

Nope. y don't you tell us.