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Skyblue's Law firm?

After successfully passing the bar exam, Allan opened up his own

law office. One day he was sitting idly at his desk when his

secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him.

"Show him in!" Allan exclaimed. An idea popped into his head and

he quickly picked up the phone as his secretary was returning

with the man. Allan shouted into the phone, "...and you can tell

them that we won't accept less than sixty thousand, and don't

call me again until you agree to that amount!" He slammed down

the phone and stood up to greet his visitor. "Good morning, Mr.

Jones! What can I do for you?"

"I'm from the phone company," Mr. Jones replied. "I'm here to

connect your phone."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    dissapointing

  • 1 decade ago

    It's a very good one...the first time around.

    Sorry but I heard it before.

    Still, thank you Jim on behalf of everyone for which it was their first time. Keep spreading the words.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's no good I am going to work late to finish reading all these jokes.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very good

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The man himself has answered and doesn't look pleased. lol §

  • 1 decade ago

    Serves him right !! Bad Skyblue!!! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    very good 10.

  • Very good joke!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahah a good joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i liked that i have a story like that but it true funny>>>>>>star

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