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Shipwrecked Scotsman?
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"
The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?"
"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra tharsty and I wad verra much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 5-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?"
"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"
19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I like the idea that there's haggis in the woods, but 5 years is far too young for a malt.
- Polar MolarLv 71 decade ago
hahahahaha Did she kill the haggis with her own bare hands?? What a woman!! I have a forest near me I think I'll try my luck!! To bad I'm not a nymphet or am I ?? Wonder if there's any whiskey just lying around out there!!hhuumm!! hehehehehehe!!
Source(s): My brain hurts!! - Charles CLv 71 decade ago
Not a question but I like it. Scottish ancestry and all that.
One problem though, change the age of the Whiskey to 12 yr. No Scot would drink such immature stuff as 5 yr. old. And the spelling of Whisky for Scotch has no E all other whiskey does though.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmao mahhn das jks...sexxi timee
