Can somebody tell me why all of these snakes are on this mother f'ing plane?

Yeah whats with those Fckn snakes man

Ah! An airline question...you're in luck...I happen to know more about commercial aircraft and the airline business in general than anyone in their right mind would ever want to know...

So...(I'm being the courageously fearless hero of this "fangy flying" experience, here...so get behind me...)

I'll handle this one...(rolling up my sleeves now, and biting down on a bit...)

I have no friggin idea how these snakes got on here...but one thing I can tell you is...

Be sure you're wearing a clean pair of underwear, and have some spares to change into every 10 minutes...

'Cause we're all gonna "daa!" And we're all gonna "daa" in a very "orificially" horrible way...

Geezus! Watch Out! (oh, look...the movie on this flight is "Happy Feet!" God, I love those dancing penquins..)

I'm sorry, didn't your invitation state there was going to be a snake dance at the party?..As long as there are no snakes on Hawaii..they have to import them,,so sorry you are on the same flight as the snakes..

See Ya' there !

Marla are you talking about trouser snakes?because you know guys have to pack them anywhere they go. the trick is to tame the trouser snake just watch and make sure it doesn't spit on you.

Idea desperation. Holywood have slaughtered every saleable book and play and are now forced to resort to the unsaleable ones.

P.S. nice buns

Does the person next to you look like Samuel L Jackson?

*Marla ...did you get married again ALREADY?? haha

Well, they're obviously trying to kill of some snitch before he testifies, but I'm pretty sure we can kill them with these sporks I found.

i am SOO glad that i havent seen that steaming pile of cinematic dookie.

Do you think i should give.''dam laid back'' a valium, he seems quite stressed.

did you say purple.??

MABEY THATS WHY`THEY NAMED`IT { MEDUSA }