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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You fool...it's me!">>>>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She turns up at his flat and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a red head. The blonde is livid. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she has a change of mind. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up! You're next!">>>>>>> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
heh heh
how bout these
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night
- 5 years ago
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Brilliant
- 1 decade ago
A blond was invited to a comedy stand club!
The comedian came out with a puppet in his laps! all he was saying were blond jokes! so the blond got upset, and she stood up and started saying:
we blond are not stupid like your jokes claim, we are mothers, doctors, engineers, lawyers..... all the people at the club started clapping, so the comedian started to apologize to her
she said, i wasn't talking to you stupid i was talking to the puppet! LOL
no offense to anybody!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Luv's the blonde jokes.
keep em coming
