First Hunt.......................?

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up readyto go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to thekitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he findshis wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantlydecides to take her along. Later they arrive at the huntingsite. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tellsher: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll comerunning back as soon as I hear the shot".

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alicecouldn't bag an elephant--much less a deer. Not 10 minutespass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to herstand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. Andagain he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed byanother volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake issurprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay!!!!You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"