Okay, so I'm arrogant, opinionated, tactless and bleak, does this mean I'm great for weddings and bar mitzvah?

Do you do Bat Mizvoth and Divorces?

Yes, especially weddings. Who wants to hear all that 'happy, happy, joy, joy stuff without al little balance.

Rock on O arrogent, opinionated, tactless, and bleak on!!

Sounds like the makings of a Wedding Crasher!!!

I don't know about weddings or bar mitzvahs, but you've got a good chance at being elected President of the U.S.

I gave the pigeon a thumbs up too.

TD, you would be great for the next chapter meeting of our Glee Club.

Ahhhhh... TD. Can your wife Belly Dance? I can book you in the Spring.

Oh hell yes so is most rabbi's and clergy. You could wear festive colors they can not

Don't forget Christenings and anniversaries~!

I think it certainly gives you god status here on Y!A

neither, only bat mitzwah...

hope this helps...

EDIT: PIDGEON, I just gave you a thumb up...