If 1000 monkeys sat at 1000 typewriters typing continually...?

LOL thats funny! No No we couldnt... Maybe we could set them up outside... HAHA

I guess the writings of Shakespear would be lost forever... LOL

well, if these monkeys could type they are probably the elitist sort bc most monkeys would not even sit in a chair for so long. Therefore, they would probably have the sense to take a shower, and would not smell terribly, and therefore a human could stand the smell in the room, if there was any it would probably be cologne or something.

i can't stand the smell of the monkey exzibit at the zoo, how could i stand it with 1000 monkeys in one room? hey, what kind of question is this anyway?

I doubt it, but if we contracted that out to learn the truth, and said monkeys got carpal tunnel are we gonna have to fork over more funds for therapy and stuff? CRAP! us old time P&Sers are paying our OWN health benefits and you wanna hire monkeys to do what WE'VE been doing for YEARS?

No . You would have too much monkey business

going on .

No, the smell of monkey *** would drive him away.

maybe if they get used to it.

arent they supposed to type a copy of shakespeare or something?

Oh, no! I would not go near the room!!!

funny, i doubt that they could, ick, want to puke just thinking about it! lol

no