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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Taxi Driver's First Day on the Job?

During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.

Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That wiz an absolute classic!!! Well done.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    $25k to $40k average salary (US) Note that this number is greatly varied by many things, especially location. As for tips...a good taxi driver should be very patient and able to deal with stresses like traffic and bad passengers. Good driving skills are obviously recommended.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A bit freaky but funny

  • Sparky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Heard it ages ago, but it is still funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmfao omg i would totally freak out lol

  • Haha good one*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    great, as usual have a star!

  • mal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    funny funny funny ha ha

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