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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The elevator?

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Oh! very good that one thanks Alan

  • CSmom
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LMAO, That is a cute one. Technology can be quite perplexing to those who have never seen it before. LOL.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cute one. Deserves a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL. I was typing this one up. You got it out before I did, only I was going to add "Get your Ma and set that thing on SIX."

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  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Excellent. Another star for you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one ☼

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny I like that.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i love the old ones lol

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe, wonder if it will work for me, pmsl hun

    star time

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