Dumbest lyrics ever on a otherwise pretty good song?

Fergie Big Girls don't Cry

"You know that i'm gonna miss you like a child misses its blanket"

WTF Mate?

Recent dumbest lyrics I've ever heard:

She made us drinks

to drink,

we drunk 'em,

got drunk

"Bartender" - T-Pain

I love Fergie, but have you ever actually listened to "My Humps"?

For those of us over the age of 35, pretty much anything written in the late 60s or early 70s, when all the songwriters, including the Beatles, were on something.

Too Close- Next

"Step Back You're Dancing Kinda Close

Fellin a Little poke Coming Through on You"

I COMPLETELY agree with the Fergie and T-Pain songs! My bf and I have acutally gotten into a tiff about that stupid Bartender song...

But...

I would have to say the dumbest lyrics right now are by Sean Kingston.

You're way too beautiful girl

That's why it'll never work

You'll have me suicidal, suicidal

When you say it's over

Damn all these beautiful girls

They only wanna do your dirt

They'll have you suicidal, suicidal

When they say it's over

and...not to be outdone

We can move to the tropics

Sip pina coladas

Shorty I could take you there

Or we can move to the slums

Where killers get hung

Shorty I could take you there

You know I could take you (I could take you...)

I could take you (I could take you...)

Shorty I could take you there

You know I could take you (I could take you...)

I could take you (I could take you...)

Shorty I could take you there

Who in the heck would want to move to the slums where the killers are hung? Seriously?

Deanna Carter's "Strawberry Wine" - (and the only reason I know this song is because my sis is a karaoke DJ lol)

"I was thirstin' for knowledge

And he had a car"

uh...yea...

Probably not the best answer you'll get, but it makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Can't Fight This Felling Anymore by REO Speedwagon:

It's time to bring this ship into the shore,

And throw away the oars, forever.

What modern ships use oars these days!!?

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

I'm all out of faith,

This is how i feel (yeah right, filler!!!)

:D