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one for you.... two for lawyers?

Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

"I will grant you 3 wishes," said the genie.

"but there's a catch." the man was ecstatic."what catch?", he asked

the genie replied, "every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."

"well, I can live with that! no problem!" replied the elated man

"what is you first wish?", asked the genie.

"well, I've always wanted a ferrari!"

POOF! A ferrari appeared in front of the man.

"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO ferraris," said the genie. "next wish?"

"I'd love a million dollars..." replied the man.

POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO MILLION dollars," said the genie.

"well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million, " replied the man.

"what is your final wish?"

the man thought long and hard, and finally said,

"well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes...yes... absolutely. Great.

    I have heard many Lawyer Jokes but this is really cool.

    Here's one in return:

    What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A start.

    Have a star and a great day.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've heard this joke but slightly different... the Genie said that whatever the man received, his ex-wife would get double. So the same wishes are made for the first two as in your version, but on his third wish the man asked to be scared half to death...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very different, clever, funny and deserving of a Star. Thanx.

  • 1 decade ago

    star

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha this made me giggle

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFLMAO...that made my day! Too funny! ROFLMAO

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