Why do I get laid everytime I go to Hawaii?

hawaiian girls just love to lei

Muhammed isn't a god, he became the founding father of Islam. Buddha isn't a god, he's somebody the Buddhism attempt to emulate, like an occasion of living the excellent way. The gods of Greek mythology are only that -- fantasy. there is ONE God, the Lord Jesus Christ.

because you stick your .... neck out to receive the ring of flowers!

it's a tradition & it's probably part of your vacation package.

Because you pay them!