Give Little Johnny a Break?

Little Joanie's at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Joanie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Joanie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Joanie watched, fascinated, as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" she asked. "To make myself beautiful," said her mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Joanie. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Joanie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said,

"Joanie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Joanie quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"