Jessie H

I heard that today (09/28) Facebook was going to do some expansion work on Farmtown. More Crops, more levels, and more land. Does anyone know anything about this?

Our local station preempted last Sunday night's episode. Does anybody know where I can go to watch it? I tried hulu.com and CBS.com, but all they had were highlights, not the whole episode.

Someone asked a question about words that begin with the letter "Z" as they were doing a puzzle. I answered: I'm sure that a dictionary would give you more words than you would ever need.

Be honest with me. Do you think I deserved this violation?

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother.

'I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!'

I am thinking about buying a townhouse and there is a monthly Homeowner's Association Fee. Just curious, what do these fees cover?

Three men - a Canadian farmer, A Muslin fanactic and a

Texan are all waiting for a bus one day.

A moving van drives by and a beautiful lamp falls of the back, the three men rush to get the lamp, each with their own agenda.

As all three grab the lamp a genie pops out.

"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for and the Canadian was gone.

The Muslin Fanactic was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels can come in our our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries, and the Muslim Fanatic was gone.The Texan looking very perplexed says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall"

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet

high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a wide grin, and says to the genie, "Fill the interior of the walls with water."

Man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!

A lawyer came home late after a bad day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was to be hanged at midnight . His plea for clemency to the governor had failed. He was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he went through the door, his wife started on him. About time you got home. Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it. She went on and on. Too tired to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he got a drink and headed for a long, shower. While he was in the shower, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, Joe Wright , had been granted a stay of execution. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she went to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight, she said. To which he turned around and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO YOU EVER STOP?

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Little Joanie's at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Joanie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Joanie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

*****

Little Joanie watched, fascinated, as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" she asked. "To make myself beautiful," said her mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Joanie. "Giving up?"

*****

The math teacher saw that little Joanie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said,

"Joanie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Joanie quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

When somebody posts a riddle, I wish they would answer their own question. There are usually several totally different answers and it ends up going to voting. Then we never know the poster's answer!!

I am surprised at all the "Thumbs Down" I have been seeing lately. I can understand when the answers are rude, but sometimes they are perfectly acceptable answers. I have also noticed that the answers with the most "Thumbs Up" do not always get awarded the best answer. Does it hurt your feelings when you see a lot of "Thumbs Down" next to your answer?

I answered a question about an hour ago. It is listed under my questions answered, but when I click on it to see how others answered, I get this message: You cannot view this question at this time.

A man went to prison for the first time and wanted to fit in and make friends. At 10:00 the lights went out and all was quiet. All of a sudden he hears a voice yell 11. Then he hears laughter. About ten minutes later he hears 27, again more laughter. He can't figure it out.

The next day during the exercise period he asks someone what was going on. He was told they are not allowed to talk after lights out. But in the prison library there is a joke book and the jokes are listed by numbers.

He went to the library and memorized some of the jokes. He couldn't wait until lights out and try it out. At 10:00 when the lights went out, he yelled out 23. Nobody laughed. He thought about the joke and decided it wasn't all that funny. Then he tried 19. Still nobody laughed. He remembered people laughed at 27, so he yells out 27! No laughter. He asked his cell mate what happend. His cell mate said, oh well some people can tell jokes and some people can't!!!!!

Aren't our taxes paying the teacher's salaries? We do the homework for the kids - what are they learning? They learn to get other people to do the work for them.

I have made new plants from my original Rubber Tree Plant and they are doing fine. This is a house plant if it matters and it is 2 years old. I would like to know if I can repot my original plant in a smaller pot and trim the roots without hurting the parent plant.

Is it fixable, or do I need to buy a new one. I tried using the recovery disks, but then it says "No hard disk found, system recovery cannot be continued"

If the people here really want to have their questions answered, it would be better if we could read/understand them. The grammer, spelling and punctuation is horrible!