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Flight Attendant Instructions?

Man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    great one!! starred!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good

    Source(s): your joke
  • 1 decade ago

    Very clever!

  • 1 decade ago

    talk about putting your foot in your mouth

    funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm sure she knew exactly what she was doing. God for her!

  • 1 decade ago

    Great one!!

  • 1 decade ago

    THT WAS F*n HILARIOUS!!!! I woulda said, "Baby i gave you my anaconda to eat as well"

  • 1 decade ago

    i like that one!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ! nice one!

  • lol

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