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Prison Jokes?

A man went to prison for the first time and wanted to fit in and make friends. At 10:00 the lights went out and all was quiet. All of a sudden he hears a voice yell 11. Then he hears laughter. About ten minutes later he hears 27, again more laughter. He can't figure it out.

The next day during the exercise period he asks someone what was going on. He was told they are not allowed to talk after lights out. But in the prison library there is a joke book and the jokes are listed by numbers.

He went to the library and memorized some of the jokes. He couldn't wait until lights out and try it out. At 10:00 when the lights went out, he yelled out 23. Nobody laughed. He thought about the joke and decided it wasn't all that funny. Then he tried 19. Still nobody laughed. He remembered people laughed at 27, so he yells out 27! No laughter. He asked his cell mate what happend. His cell mate said, oh well some people can tell jokes and some people can't!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HAHAHAHA!!

    Good one! Thanks for sharing.

    DE

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is so f’ unny:) Thanks for a good laugh this morning! There is nothing better than to wake in the morning to the man that loves you with all his heart and soul with a smile and hugs and kisses:) Then to read a great joke for another kind of smile and laugh=D

    Thanks,

    Here is a well earned star for you to go with the laugh you gave to me=D

    Rags37:):)

  • 5 years ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's about as funny as a Yahoo Violation, absolutely hilarious!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lol how true and some people can take jokes and some can't,here have a star.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    56 very funny joke.it's about a people with no sense of humour

  • 1 decade ago

    Poor guy I know just how he feels!!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    A good and funny joke! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!

    PP

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