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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

College Dorm?

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    very good! star4u

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Craigslist cuz it's cheaper. And IKEA is really affordable for some cool stuff. Also, The Container Store. And a shower caddy and flip flops are a must. And earplugs if you dorm with someone.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good 1.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sounds like a reasonable question to me xxx lol xxxx

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  • lmao

  • lmao another great joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    good one ,keep them coming

  • Sparky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    HA! funny stuff.

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Thanks I like it.

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