My most embarrassing moment on a date. What's Yours?

My story is when I was living in Ireland me and my girlfriend were getting romantic on the couch, candles were lit and a bottle of whiskey was on the coffee table near the candles, well my girlfriend decided to get frisky and she knocked over the whiskey bottle (Alcohol and fire= not a good mix, and it hit all 3 candles and started a pretty big fire (luckily there was a fire extinguisher near to extinguish the fire. It also caught the blanket on fire that we were on. Then I didn't know where any of her ticklish spots were and I hit one and then she decided her elbow meets my nose and similar story a nose bleed but no blood in the hair. and yes this is a 100% true story.

was dating this guy for a long time..his sister and mother visited from Boston, and we were giving them the tour of nearby san Francisco. i got dressed up for this trip and was wearing a wig, [was having a bad hair day] and had pincurled my hair under the wig, walking on a windy street, the wind tore off my wig and i had to chase it down the street. my face was red and i was SO embarrassed i wanted to run away..

I had brought my boyfriend back to my house to go swimming. After having some ''fun'' in the pool I decided we should go lay on this hammock. It wasn't your normal hammock and it was really old. So I go to lay on it and it rips in half. I only weigh about 120. It was sooo embarrassing.