It's Friday,lets lighten things up a little?

11. thou shall not be a big meanie

12. though shall be tolerant of others

13. thou shall have a sense of humor

14. thou shall share your cookies

15. thou shall help others when ever possible

bright blessings to you

Thou Shalt Not Report Questions/Answers Just Because They Do Not Make Thou Pleased

11) Thou shalt not believe in BS.

12) Thou shalt learn to think objectively and speak honestly.

13) Thou shat question everything.

14) Thou shalt know only by collecting and testing data.

15) Thou shalt strive to learn that logical and reasonable conclusions are above all else the providers of your own well being and that they are equally in the best interest of your neighbors for promoting and establishing a worldwide, long-lasting peace between all of our people and all of our governments of all of our combined nations.

A-effing-men.

Lets all contribute to building a real Eden now.

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11. Thou shalt not drink Bud Light.

12. Thou shalt not let women work.

13. Thou shalt observe the second sabbath - Football Season

14. Thou shalt not work more than 20 hours a week.

15. Thou shalt wear only sandals.

on superbowl sundays- thou shalt remain silent ,and refrain from disturbing women watching the game, except to bring her a beer

thou shalt impose your values,belief systems on no one

thou shalt not go to work before 9 am

thou shalt take a nap everyday

thou shalt have a sense of humor

Thou shalt not begin World Series games at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, for lo, they will all endeth after midnight.

Thou shalt not allow Charlton Heston to portray me in a movie.

(written by Moses himself)

Thou shalt not keep asking where Cain got his wife. We don't know, that's why we didn't include it, okay?!

Thou shalt smite the telemarketers, and all their goods, and all their manservants, and all their service representatives.

Dane Cook isn't funny. This is an eternal law.

11. Thou shalt maintain an adequate sense of humor about all things - especially religious fanatics

12. Thou shalt keep your mouth shut and ears open - I gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason

13. That shalt tolerate only tolerance

14. Thou shalt pass no judgement on fellow man - That's my job

15. Thou shalt question everything - even me - to gain a deeper and more personal understanding of the truth - MY truth - not what the power hungry church leaders will convince you to believe.

1. Thou shalt not ignore the divine rule of "puff puff give"

2. Thou shalt not drive a car that is too big for the lanes it travels within

3. Thou shalt not remake proven classic movies

I'm not getting the last two, I'll be back hopefully.

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I can't take credit for this one, it's a play on one from above

4. Thou shalt not hate the player, instead thou should examine their feelings about the game.

11. Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself

12. Thou shall not think thy is better than anyone else

13. Thou shall mind thy own business

14. Every friday is wacky shirt day

15. Ignore comandments 1-3

Excellent!