Can Y'all tell me how to catch that Catfish Bob?

Cousin, y'as gots ta reach in, under the bank, and tickle that feller like the catfish he iz. No hooks and line gunna land him, but good.

Well, I'll swan! How long did it take fer this here question ta make it ta the board. I jest now seen it!

I spect th' best bait'd be an ol' nasty troll. Cept they's so bitter, probly nuthin' wud bite em'! An' they's be way sneakier than any ol' catfish.

Iffin ya be reel quiet and sneek up on that big ole fellar, ya probly will be able to git him. Jest don't make no noise er he'll be gone faster a bachlor in a room full a' old maids.

Cousin yew listen ta ole Sippy thar he's got the raght of it..jes grab aholt o thet thar big fellers gills n hang oan fer yer life...

Dang I think I jest fell in love with Uncle sippy!

Sic a dawgfish on em'.

I dun hurd that ticklin is the best way of it.

Have you tried any homemade stink bait?

cuzin cleetis.? Has you ever heard o din-o- mite? Works ever time.

ncgrl!! Now I reckon you shouldn't be messin 'round with my man,Sippy...now go on,woman!