house maid?

Don't start the affair!!!bozo

Dude, your an idiot...but since you'd like to act stupid, just straight up ask your wife for a threesome. You, her and the maid, who knows she may be just as in to your maid as you are.

What if your wife is thinking the same way? What if she is thinking of having and affair with your driver/gardener or houseboy and doesn't want you to find that out? What would you feel? Sometimes, we have to be in someone else's shoes for us to be able to feel what this someone is feeling...(",)

Becoming a better tipper would be a step in the right direction, cheapskate.

Seriously. If you feel the need to to upset a bunch of people, why don't you have the balls to do it in person rather than from the safety of your bedroom in your partents house?

Good luck.

After the ink dries on the divorce papers!

Scumbag.

Hire a studly young pool boy to keep her occupied.

Do it while the wife is out. Oh, and make sure you have the maid wash the sheets.

Please. You're an A**hole. Give me your wife's address or email and go on and do it. I'll help her pick a good attorney.l

you start right after you get a divorce. duh!!!???!!! then you wont have to worry about her finding out.