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Get your Free psychiatric evaluation here..!?

Yes, after six weeks of rigorous study from the Guam online institute of cerebral studies,I have finally secured my degree. Dr. Heretic is hereby available: First question, what comes to mind when I say the word gravy? Second question, what comes to mind when I say the word amorous? Do not send money, I am only here to help people.

Update:

lizz, you qualify for a postal job.

Update 2:

ink, your ok minus a few insecurity issues. we can address them later.

Update 3:

Flower,,A+ bill of mental health.

Update 4:

Lee, your crazy but you have good taste in music.

Update 5:

h.spencer, I'm scheduling you for mon,tue,wed,thur and fri.

Update 6:

Cheese, Im afraid I'll have to recommend you to someone more qualified.

Update 7:

peanut, The evaluation is free but I'll need a few bucks cuz you just ate my lunch.

Update 8:

icemuchies; Hmmmm, I'm still concerned with the pole issue..

Update 9:

Amy,I can't help you but Doctor/patient relationships are legal in Guam.

Update 10:

Zen, nice to see you, I'm clearing all of next week,uh, which couch do I lay down on?

Update 11:

Shizzy, the alcohol issue concerns me. For example, where is it?

Update 12:

Holywater, you are the sanest person I have met online, go now, I can not help you...

Update 13:

mamiz, do you have any cuz I didn't have breakfast or lunch? D+ for you, but don't worry you can still get a government job...j/k dear.

Update 14:

Ic2 you have hereby been classified as unpsychiatricreformable, sorry for the bad news my friend,enjoy the free snack tray in the lobby...

Update 15:

Lee, the ferret just went on my Persian rug.

Update 16:

Rogue, absolutely and why are you wearing a bikini? it's a couch not a tanning booth.

Update 17:

Fly, your only problem is you need a tic tac.

Update 18:

enig, just leave the cash on the couch and I'll deliver it to the appropriate charity.

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  • Leepal
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    So, are you saying you want to string up the turkey and lick it all over? Will you wait till I get the camera?

    Opps, sorry bout that, you got a lysol wipey thing?

  • 1 decade ago

    Gravy: Deceit

    Amorous: Betrayal

  • 5 years ago

    NO. Listen, there are quizzes and tests that suggest and help you know if you have the characteristics that tend towards a mental illness. But never ever ever should that be the actual diagnosis!! You can take the test then bring it to a therapist or doctor for FURTHER EVALUATION where they will give you a proper diagnosis.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Gravy? Chocolate.

    2. Amorous? Armor.

    Thank you. That was most helpful.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Gravy? mashed potatoes

    Amorous? I'm still thinking about mashed potatoes.

  • 1 decade ago

    Gravy?- Hobgoblins

    Amorous?- Rubies in the snow

  • 1 decade ago

    1) train (it's a band...gravy train)

    2) breaking benjamin's polyamorous

    They've come to get me again

    The cloud is over my head

    My polyamorous friend

    You got me in a mess of trouble again

  • 1. Gravy=sausage(what ELSE would I think of???)

    2. Amorous=affectionate

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gravy boat

    desert island

    I can send a donation to your favourite charity if you help me and tell me what`s up!... May i say you appear to be extremely competent.

  • 1 decade ago

    Gravy - Easy

    Amorous - two dogs in heat (yeah I know there is no hope).

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