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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

What would you like to ask me? All questions shall be answered!?

Update:

Why is a ducks foot what? Ya gotta elaborate dude & lay off the meth

Update 2:

I would love a paperclip. Does that come with dipping sauce?

Update 3:

Why am I suspicious? You're the one asking...not me... I think that makes YOU suspicious...

Update 4:

No, I am not fat. Size 34 waist, for a man ( i'm a male....<giggle> )

Update 5:

Will I come over and relax you? How much money do you have?

Update 6:

He doesn't notice you because you are Emo & wear black like 98% of everyone else. Dare to be bold, I suggest pink spandex & a nose ring.

Update 7:

Woodchucks are the devils spawn. They turned my brother into a newt

Update 8:

I can absolutely open a Carona with my bare buttcheeks....

Update 9:

No, I am not a virgin.... ( I lost it in a petting zoo )

Update 10:

Yes, I am spending time with the family this Thanksgiving.... we call it rehab

Update 11:

Do I have blue hair in real life? Not the upstairs hair baby..... < wink >

Update 12:

What is it with these duck questions? Are you people on dope?

Update 13:

My next dye job will be "Cadmium Red' ( You Calvin & Hobbes fans should pick up on that )

Update 14:

Hey, VD ( Vampire Duck ) Your avatar is an 8. I'm voting for whatever Dem is the nominee. I'm so stoned right now that I forgot your last question.... oh well

Update 15:

Why do I ask this question??? Why is the sky blue? Why is Paris Hilton such a slut? Why is Lindsay always in rehab? Because it is.......

Ok, now i'm dizzy...

Update 16:

Now will be in 4 minutes and 52 seconds.... thanks for playing & good luck in the "Home"

Update 17:

You are not happy in life because you have yet to experience the wonders of multiple orgasms. Email me more if you would like to explore this further.

Update 18:

How many questions do I have on answers? Put it this way, if I had a dollar for ever Q I asked, then i'd have almost enough for a tank of gas. Oh, and what's spare time?

Update 19:

Why does my avatar have blue hair? Honey, the carpet has to match the drapes, don't you agree?

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  • Jelyol
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Can you REALLY open a can of beer with those bare buttcheeks of yours? ; )

  • 1 decade ago

    What would you rate my avatar on a scale of 1-10?

    If you are of voting age, who are you voting for next year?

    You can go visit any other planet, which one would you go to?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Do You Like Mortal Kombat?

  • 1 decade ago

    I've seriously got the munchies... What sounds like a great midnight snack to you right about now?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Im putting down self adhesive vinyl floor tile.....????????

    on to ceramic tile and was told by ace hardware to use "acryl pro ceramic tile adhesive " ive layed a few tiles but i dont think its right. need some help, is this the correct procedure?????

  • Gene
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Big plans for the Holiday?

  • rose p
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Do rose colored glasses improve your outlook on life?

    Rose P.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Have you ever been abducted by a UFO? If yes, how long were you gone for and what did they do to you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Your questions (all interesting) go from deep to fun to odd to existential; in other words, all over the map.

    So my question for you is: Who ARE you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you having Thanksgiving with anyone special?

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