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davster asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Joke for you (clean, sorry) ... star if you like it?

Three kids are bragging about their dads.

Kid # 1: My dad is really fast, he goes from Washington to Boston in four hours, does it every day, he's a bus drive.

Kid # 2: That's nothing, my dad's a pilot, he goes from Washington to San Fransisco in four hours

Kid #3. My dad's the fastest. He works for the government. He works every day till 5:00 and he's home by 4:30

Update:

For the one or two who don't get it - government workers are notorious for leaving work early, not doing a full days work, as in the joke: Why don't govt. workers look out the window in the morning? A: It leaves them nothing to do in the afternoon.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    not so funny but its pretty good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey Thats fasted in reverse gear,

  • Neil
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Something must be wrong with the clock in that office!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha.

    Source(s): Self
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  • 1 decade ago

    oh my goodnes thtats funny

  • 1 decade ago

    thats a good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahaha,funny

  • 1 decade ago

    great one

  • 1 decade ago

    pretty funny

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