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The successful sons?
Four guys are out for a spot of golf, one of them is detained a bit in the clubhouse whilst the other three prepare to tee off.
As they wait for their friend they begin discussing their sons and their respective fortunes.
"Well," says the first man, "my sone has his own construction business and is doing pretty well at it, in fact, so well, he was able to gift one of his houses to a friend."
The second one is not to be outdone, "My son has a large luxury car dealership, he is so successful that he managed to gift a friend two Mercedes"
The third one says, "Well, my son is in the stock market doing extremely well, so well in fact he could give a friend of his a very lucrative portfolio as a gift."
The fourth chap then appears and the guys tell him how they were discussing their sons and how well they'd been doing.
"Well," says the fourth, "My son has just been a humble hairdresser all his life and I recently found out he was gay. Mind you he's doing well. His last three boyfriends between them have given him a house, two Mercedes and a large stock market portfolio."
20 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Wow! Who needs an education! LOL, he sure has been working it (LOL, or them)@ I LoVe iT!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I am proud of my son's success, BUT if he gets too proud of himself, I say to him:
"You are standing on my shoulders"!
I mean that a good upbringing is part of his success.
Maybe I was an important part of his success.
Similarly, God created the WORLD that seems to "lie at your feet".
When you feel you have "the WORLD by the tail", you are standing on the shoulders of the living GOD!
Christians...Without the sacrifice of Christ, we would not have heaven to look forward to.
No matter how well we try to live, our righteousness is like "filthy rags".
This joke is a good example of the fact that winning the lottery is NOT a sign of favour!
The bible says "The Lord makes his sun to shine on the wicked as well as the good"
Ditto for cancer! It is the result of MAN's pollution of the earth, not a punishment from God.
Thank you to sexual experimentors for the Aides epidemic and other deadly "social" diseases.
If " His last three boyfriends between them have given him a house, two Mercedes and a large stock market portfolio," COVET NOT!!!
What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, but lose his immortal soul?
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
here are the phony sons of mr. baseball:
yes, they all are one person, mr. baseball.
say it aint so, bco.
mr. baseball
bcogehrig4x3
matt c
dryankee30
togamaster23
jimboy2200
unknown
brandina trenta is very fly
rob mcguire is not gay
rob mcguire is gay
man of the hour
tigersworldseries08
mr yugio
don
marlins fan
HUGE yankees fan #2
i miss joe torre
peter answers cuffington
37 successful sons?
incredible!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bwa ha ha! That could have been my cousin!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahahaha
That's good!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
now thats funny
