affair with UPS deliverer?

Nothing, stop making the poor woman work! LOL

Oh my! I really don't think they look at every package they deliver. They deliver SO much stuff. It's just a job for them. But, it's a good thought! Actually, years ago, the UPS guy that delivered where I was working at the time had a crush on me. Everyone at the office knew it but I was oblivious for quite a while. I was dating someone seriously so I didn't pay that much attention. Well, when he finally got the courage to ask me out .. I had gotten engaged just the night before!! The guy is my EX husband now! HHmm...wonder whatever happened to that UPS guy??

I am your UPS carrier woman... sorry, I'm married. But no one else needs to know that... lol.

order lots of porn and accidentally tear the paper off the package in front of her

karma sutra or some kind of stimulating toy that can be used by both you and her hmmmmmm the list goes on sounds like fun wish i was your delivery driver

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