Have you seen the waitress? My Mimosa has run dry. Is champagne and oatmeal a good breakfast combo?

Not really how about some toast and orange juice with that oatmeal.. Champagne does sound good' and you would get a good buzz going' before the oatmeal even get;s cold.,

Cheap champagne is only fit for mixing, whether with orange juice or oatmeal, doesn't really matter.

GOOD champagne should never be mixed. If you have enough, you don't care about the oatmeal.

Yes indeedy! Champagne - wine - grapes & fiber - very healthy - and good ol' oj. Oatmeal full of fiber and lowers cholesterol. You've made a good choice. Stick with it.

Would you believe me if I said I had a box of Cheerios and another strawberry daikuri staring at me? Am I becoming an oataholic?

Any other morning I would say hell yes. Unfortunately with this hangover just the mention of champagne makes me want to throw up.

Only on cold mornings. On a hot morning, I prefer my champagne with melon. Are you alone, or may I join you?

<looking around> I thought Moonbelle was our waitress today? Did she elope with Bipolar Stooge?

that b*tch hw could she let your mimosa run dry, switch to cranberry and champagne.

Mimosas go with everything as far as I'm concerned!!! Hear, hear!!!

Forget thte oatmeal.

You know that Dean Martin's martini glass had just water in it...