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looking for a list of 'dirty talk from the gym' lines?
examples:
"Can you help me get this up?"
or... " Do you like a straight rod or a bent one?"
or " Check out how hard this is"
I had a list ages ago...all legitimate things you hear at the gym- that sound a little ( or a lot ) nasty when they are out of context. Had someone ask me to help find it for a legitimate reason....
10 points to the first person who can help!
Janelle and Salsa- funny but off track.
Here's another example..."Can someone grab a towel for me? There's a wet spot over here."
See? A perfectly valid- and CLEAN- thing to say in the gym- yet out of context it sounds raunchy.
What I do NOT need are deliberately off-color remarks.
This is an exercise for a retreat in watching what we say....
7 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
“You got a new iPod. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?”
“Can you close the bracelet for me?”
“Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?”
“Do you think that class instructor good?”
“Can you teach me how to use this machine?”
“Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.”
“I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.”
“That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious?” (pointing to the breast)
“They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?”
“Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d*** is?”
“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.”
“Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
“Can I take your picture with my camera phone? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for this Christmas.”
“Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.”
“I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.”
“Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”
“Nice legs you have! What time do they open?”
Source(s): My Creativity. HeHeHe :) - book writerLv 61 decade ago
Bend over and touch your toes! I was sweating like this last night! We're cooking now! This will give you an appetite! I could eat about anything right now!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
How bout this. "Dang baby, need fries with that shake."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
they are like that coz they are out of context...lol
