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And thats how the fight started, officer.?
I was driving along when the driver of the car in front of me slammed on his breaks for no obvious reason. I couldn't stop in time and we collided. Through the smoke of my radiator I saw a dwarf hop out of the car I'd just hit and run up to me.
" I'm Not Happy" he said.
I replied " No ? Then which one Are you?"
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
So you're saying that he was a little short with you?
- MeraLv 71 decade ago
ROFLMAO!!!
Well I guess the reason he slammed on the brakes is obvious now as well as his name. He was either Sleepy or S***-Faced, nodded off, slid off his booster seat and onto the brake pedal. Where he remained lodged until you bumped him awake. And then he was 1 Grumpy little person!!! =}
- Cycloppety-ClopsLv 41 decade ago
LOL! The joke itself was funny as it was, but Steve's answer made it hilarious!!! I love it. : )
Kinda makes me think of the movie Elf.
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