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SURVEY: What would happen if Chuck Norris came face to face with The Flying Spagetti Monster and God?
Yes Lou I do enjoy asking questions like this very much.
26 Answers
- Grin ReaperLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
They would never come face to face. God only comes up to Chuck Norris' chest!!
- Sour Girl™Lv 61 decade ago
No one can win against the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not even the mighty Chuck Norris!
- Toledo EngineerLv 61 decade ago
Chuck Norris doesnt pray to god, god prays to chuck norris, and so does the flying spagetti monster.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
God would pay Chuck the $20 that he owes him and Chuck Norris would get spaghetti in his beard.
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- doug4jetsLv 71 decade ago
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck owns IBM. It was an EXTREMELY hostile takeover.
Does that answer your question?
- tiny ValkyrieLv 71 decade ago
God and the Spaghetti Monster would resurrect Bruce Lee and Charles Bronson to kick Chuckie's *** from here until doomsday!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be toast
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It would be a war between the FSM and it's pirate minions and Chuck Norris and the ninjas. Pirates>Ninjas. Pirates win. Fatality!
- RacerXLv 41 decade ago
FSM is in for a world of hurt.
God on the other hand...well, he might just punish Chuck for being such a bad ***.
Nah, he'd high five him for kicking the living sh*t out of so many morons that deserved it...LOL!
