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do you know a joke?

Update:

ok if you do, then say it lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    OOH i got a good one:

    ok, how do you break a mirror?

    answer: i can smash it, but all YOU have to do is look in one.

    Source(s): FEEL THE BURN, FISH FRYYYY
  • 1 decade ago

    Yes. Not sure if it's lol material but !

    When the school teacher was jailed for calling a teddy bear Mohhamed in the Sudan Sooty cancelled his tour of Jamaica.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes

  • 1 decade ago

    Sure. What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

    a man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There were two bulls standing at the top of a hill looking down at a field full of cows,

    The young bull said, lets run down the hill and have us one them cows each.

    The old bull turned to him and said,lets walk down there and have the lot.

    bonee chance Mon Ami

  • 1 decade ago

    why did the guy throw the clock out the window he wanted to watch time fly courtesy of my 4 yr old son

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

    The way they say ahhhh-men.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Really corny, but it still makes me laugh.

    there are 2 sausages in a frying pan, the one sausage said to the other... man it's hot in here.... the other sausage looked at him and said OMG it's a talking sausage...

    i almost wet myself when i first heard it.

    told you it was corny.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo-moma's teeth so yellow when she closed her mouth her belly glowed up

  • Nova
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    life is a huge joke!

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