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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Jigsaw puzzle?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

He asks, 'What's it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then he said with a deep sigh . . . 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box .'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Now that's a good one 8-)

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I like this joke. I've heard it before, except it was a Tiger instead of a rooster on the box.

  • DORY
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha Too funny! Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pmsl! hehehe

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehehehe nice jigsaw i want one too!

  • 1 decade ago

    I love blondes...they are making me a little smarter...TY

  • Mahahahaha! I did not expect that at all! Star for you, no question!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahah!

    no wonder its a KILLER jigsaw.

    so many piecessssssss!

    hahah.

    love it

    star for you.

    x

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

    haha. ure kidding me...

    nice one-- 11 out of 10

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