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Funny Eh???

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thanks thats exactly what I needed to read tongiht... thats toooooo funny!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Lmao that exchange into humorous i've got been given one there exchange right into a blonde and she or he reported to this brunette am i able to apply your telephone she reported no then she asked a purple head and she or he reported no she asked a black haired female and she or he reported advantageous yet i've got not got a telephone I certainly have a cellular telephone and the blonde reported telephones have not got cells!

  • 1 decade ago

    Amazingly funny! Here's a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol. Poor Bob.

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  • 1 decade ago

    yea its funny! haha it desserves a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is Great!

  • momma
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    that joke is on here everysingle day ppl get new material jeez

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. I hope the guy's ok.

  • weigh to go.lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats great lol!!!!!

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