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A newer Joke??? Funny this time??
A Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. " I'm going to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Saskatchewan Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the Saskatchewan Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"
23 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
That must have been a lot of bull.
Yes, it was funny to me.
- ?Lv 44 years ago
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- 1 decade ago
funny but not funny :0-hahahahahahahahaha. I git it thats the good thing if I didn't it a little it would be better.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol nice joke
