Are you aware that...?

Sure, that's what he claims. I was at his party. I tried to point out to him that the first day of Creation began at nightfall preceding Sunday October 23, 4004 BC however he wasn't buying a word of it. In fact, he kept yelling and poking me with his spear so I decided that discretion was the better part of valour and left to find some tequila and a donkey show.

Yeah, he's Mexican too. Bet you didn't know THAT!

Does he take Vitamins or Something?

Wow!

Does he get tired of Shaving? Brushing Teeth?

WoW!

Can he Still----nevermind. Just curious. No big deal. ;)

But he doesn't look a day over 40.

I wouldn't have guessed a day past 70,000. He looks good for his age.

No, but I'll take a piece of that gigantic cake you have there.

How big of a cake do you have to get to fit that many candles?

Mm Hmmm.....who cares about mythology????

Who??

Wow. But I think other fictional gods (such as God) have him beat.

Is it his birthday? I didn't get him a present!