I'm seriously thinking about....?

I'll give you tree fitty for it.

Well first of all you would have to prove that he does in fact exist, I think that you can find out by talking to a bible thumping person, but not a good bible thumping person talk to the ones that are vindictive and attack unjustly with their crazy version of the bible(the one that apparently says, hate your neighbor and chastise people who are different). Then you tell them and I'm sure that if Satan did exist he would be hiding in one of them. Cuz he would only exist for people who believe and their head would turn 180 and they would swallow your soul

Just fill out a Citicorp Visa application or go to work for Henry Kravitz there you are.

Seriously, though, there is no such thing as Satan. Please just stay in school and get out of the fantasy/goth section of the bookstore.

I'm sure there's nothign special you need to do, just making the decision is enough. Satan won't turn you down, he embraces all who embrace him, unlike Jesus, who apparently hates homosexuals, if exteremists are to be believed.

I got distracted again one day and I was thinking the same thing and Santa said I'd have to wait till Xmas.

Go down to the cross-roads at midnight and sacrifice some hens.

no serious thinking necessary.. just think satan will come and take you. i think you are already under the control of satan. Those who are unable to control themselves will automatically go to the control of others.. ill thinking..bad behaviour, cruel look.. sex torture... come out. sit a while..close your eyes.. This world is ready to welcome you. avoid such thinking.. jouful life is waiting for you. avail the opportunity..enjoy..

Become a celebrity and sell yourself all over the place.

Like John cena needs an more souls

There is no Satan, there is just devil who is against God.

And you should better think about to turn to God than to satan

When are you planning to becaming RC, you can preform rituals and teach the flock, What more you can even made money while you do it.

Good luck on your new calling!