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Toilet Paper?
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says. "Worked for your ar.se, didn't it?"
25 Answers
- CycwynnerLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Sounds like Tiger Lily, of Northolt fame.
or was it her dad.
Source(s): Sorry everybody else, old RAF joke among mates. Good one lad. - 1 decade ago
lmao, you never fail at getting me to laugh out loud. Have you ever thought about being a comedian?
- fozzLv 41 decade ago
when reading this, all sorts of endings sprung to mind,but never expected that one,if i was a woman id have laughed my boobs off.lolol
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- Brendiie™Lv 41 decade ago
Oh, I get it! That was hilarious! Love this joke so much.. here's a star for you.
