Want ten points? RANDOM.?

hello my name is, SENOR QUESO, and i work at a SUPERBALL factory in THE MOONS ORBIT

don't PLAY with jacob all because he DROVE OVER YOUR CAT with YOUR MOM IN THE CAR

Hello, my name is Pooh , and I work at a M&M factory in Djbouti.

And

Dont flirt with Jacob, all because he plays with your teddy bears.

Hello, my name is jack, and I work at a masterbation factory in jacksonville.

And

Dont play with Jacob, all because he played with your weener.

Hello, my name is _Charlie_, and I work at a _rubber _chicken factory_ factory in _Chilli_ .

Don't _chat_ with Jacob, all because he _toilet papered my yard with cushioned_ with your _son_ .

(Oddly, enough I have had these conversations before!)

Hello, my name is George Bush, and I work at a cheap c*nd*m factory in my moms house.

And

Dont mess with Jacob, all because he will f*ck with your mother.

Hello, my name is Kevin J. Cooper, and I work at a toothpaste factory in GuangZhou.

the Jacob thing kinda got me.. can't figure anything out. sorry & merry x'mas!

Hello, my name is britney spears and i work at a condom factory in michael jackson's house.

Don't have a bath with jacob, all because he tested his condoms with your best friend elton john.

hello,my name is ed,and i work at a shoe factory in Tobit.

and

don't hang with Jacob,all because he slept with your girl-friend.

Justin Timberape

toe nail collecting

the mole peoples world

lick lollipops

picks pickles

mom

My call must be ms. New booty reason I ain't the standard ***! can not take comprehensive credit, its actual the alternative slogan a female had for her marketing campaign, yet i concept it replaced into humorous. :P &the certainty of the place it got here from makes it that far greater effectual.