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It's not Broken Arrow, or Transatlanticism, or Hey Boy's and Girl's.

It goes something like,

"We'll never make it through. Run away with you."

I don't know what it is at all.

Help please!

xoxo.

My dog is a 9 year old Pug and weighs 21 lbs. We just took him to the Vet and we found out he has a few kidney stones. The surgery is $2,000 and we can not afford it right now.

Any home remedies or supplements I could give to him would be very helpful.

Thank you so much.

okay, i was wondering. With the Motorola CLIQ for T-Mobile, can you click things with a stylus or lets say, your nails? Or does it only work with fingers?

And for those who have it, is it worth getting?

ThankYou. :)

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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Little Johnny's father said, "Let me see your report card."

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their

parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The

next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their

stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying

hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on

the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and

all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"That was a fine story Kathy," said the teacher.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane

got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had

was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank

the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she

landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed

seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of

bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the

blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare

hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral

did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

Any NEW; hip/hop , r&b ,or alternative rock songs.

I appreciate it, thankssss :)

A man was found murdered on Sunday evening.

His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking lunch. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

[;;I have asked this question already, i Know;;]

I'm writing a paper about her but i could use a bit of help. . .

I need to list;;

(her strengths]

(what she loved]

(2 individual major accomplishments, and what she did to accomplish them]

And also, if possible, a timeline?

Any of these things would be helpful.

PLEASE help, and Thank you :)

I'm writing a paper about her but i could use a bit of help. . .

I need to list;;

(her strengths]

(what she loved]

(2 individual major accomplishments, and what she did to accomplish them]

And also, if possible, a timeline?

Any of these things would be helpful.

PLEASE help, and Thank you :)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone

Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,

Why are there still apes?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses

Are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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.stars.? :D

90's Rock or Today's Alternative rock.

Both are alright to me, but I want more opinions. :)

Does anyone have some cute, latina, unique names?

My cousin wants me to name her baby when she has her.

Unique... but not TOO unique.

Cute, and Hispanic.

Please & Thank you

Where can I find it on myspace? Aghhhh help please.

(1) If a yellow house is yellow, a blue house is blue, and a red house is red, what color is a greenhouse.

(2) Thirty men were in a boat in the ocean. The boat turns over, and all four men fall to the bottom, every single man died. Yet, one survived. How is this possible?

(3)Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

(4)Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

(5)What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always shows the truth?

Good Luck people.

NO COPYING ANSWERS!!!!!

I will see who you are so don't try to pretend you didn't.

[:

okay, i just got the game and I need to know where to find something called Silas . ALSO, how to earn mechanical points cause I need to get to the next island!

A.S.A.P. I need help pllease!

Say something RANDOM that fits into this sentence.

But it has to fit. [:

And you must do both.

Hello, my name is _______, and I work at a ___________ factory in __________ .

And

Dont _______ with Jacob, all because he __________ with your ___________ .

This GAP commercial is seriously annoying me! I'm trying to look for something and all of a sudden I hear some lady laughing.

Ahhh!!! I"M SO ANNOYED!

Who else is??

Yes I know people have posted this already .

Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out,

fireman, policeman, salesman, store manager etc,

But johnny was being very quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes

in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out

with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little johnny

aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too

embarrassed to say."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

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There's this boy that I really like, he is my BEST friend. We've been friends since January 2006! We've been everywhere together. But i'm starting to like him alot. I don't know if he likes me or not because if he did he might have done something by now. But i have sooo much feelings for him, he makes me laugh and he's gorgeous. I don't know what too do. Help please??

Okay,

Well they tell me that

V= LWH

I need to figure out what the formula is for.

Example: 1/2 bh = Area of a triangle.

Help me if you can!!

10 pts to the shortest but most explaining answer!