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Ahh, gotta love Little Johnny jokes?
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Little Johnny's father said, "Let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The
next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on
the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and
all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"That was a fine story Kathy," said the teacher.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.
Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane
got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank
the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she
landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed
seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the
blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare
hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
7 Answers
- 5 years ago
Nice how about this one very similar Little Johnny was in school, sitting in his desk and he just got back from spring break. The teacher asked them to give a sentence with the word facinate. the first student went, I went to the zoo, it was facinating. "No suzie, that was wrong" the teacher said. Another student said I saw an eagle, it facinated me! No billy thats wrong the teacher said. This went on and on and became she became very frustrated. Finally Little Johnny raised his hand. "alright johnny" said the teacher nervous that johnny would do something embarassing. Johnny's answer was, I don't know why all these college boys come to see my sister, maybe its because her **** are so big when she wears a 10 button shirt she can only fasten eight! You like? plz gimme best answer!
- Nick RLv 41 decade ago
Great jokes! Thanks for the laugh. I especially liked the one about Aunt Karen.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol I've never heard them ones before