Little Johnny is at it again ! LMAO. Star if you like!?

Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out,

fireman, policeman, salesman, store manager etc,

But johnny was being very quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes

in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out

with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little johnny

aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too

embarrassed to say."