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Short and Funny Joke! Star if you please!?
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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17 Answers
- 5 years ago
I don't get it and I've read it 10 times. Can you explain it, but I have a feeling it's a little nasty.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very funny. lol
have a star!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
kids are the best lol. Star for you
- Anonymous1 decade ago
funny
- 1 decade ago
haha yeah that's pretty funny? did you come up with that one? if so way to go! :)
