Prostate examination.....funny ?

There are over 11, 000 male urologists in the US .

But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist who has excellent Medical

credentials, but is also drop dead gorgeous, for an exam.

The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate

today, but this new procedure is a little different from

what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right

side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate,

take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99 The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on you left

side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath

and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to

lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going

to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other

hand I am going to hold onto your pen*s. Now take a deep breath

and say 99." The guy says, "One........... Two...............

Three...........