How do I convert my old console tv into a plasma hdtv?

Open the top, and pour right in. You can get plasma from any old blood bank. Sure, that was for my grandpa's heart surgery, but w/e. He can get a heart any old time. Gotta keep up with the Joneses!

To make the plasma for your TV, you will need sea salt, baby oil and vinager. For the screen of your TV, you will need a sheet of transparent sheet of plexyglass no more than 1/9 of an inch think. You will need to remove the back portion of your television, then remove the old glass from your TV and replace it with the plexyglass. Place the TV face down so the inside of your TV is open. Mix the items above and pour on the plexy glass. Add a tube of super glue to the mixture. (this will allow the top portion of the mixture to harden while the portion not exposed to air stays gelled) This creates your plasma. Wait about five minutes. Place your TV up right and then put it against the wall. Now take a picture of the front of your TV. Next go to an auction website and sell this piece of junk as a used HDTV. Reapeat these steps 3 or 4 times and you may have enough money to get you a real HDTV that actually works. Don't try this at home kids, or anyone esle for that matter.

First of all you have to get a saw and cut off the back half so that it is a little flatter- Then get some cardboard and duct tape. Take the cardboard and poke a bunch of holes in it, then put it on the back of the TV and use the duct tape to hold in in place. You have to hurry so that the people inside don't escape- that would ruin all your favorite shows. The holes in the cardboard allow the people to breathe. Oh yeah you also need a funnel to add the plasma, (this is what the people will eat now) you can pick up a funnel rather cheap at Autozone, the kind used to add oil will work fine. You add the plasma once a week or more often if you watch a lot of TV.

I think if you want it to look better- you should be able to buy a conversion kit off ebay. You can order different colors.

You can get plasma from any blood bank, or on the black market. You usually don't have to ever change the plasma unless there's a leak.

Instead of converting it yourself, I would suggest hiring someone to do it. It usually costs a few hundred thousand dollars, but at least you'll save yourself the trouble of going to the store and buying a new TV.

Deccacolour is an English model you have to order the plasma from England or possibly Australia.

Plasma for Deccacolor incidentally can be purchased in the United States.

You can get plasma from any blood bank, or on the black market. You usually don't have to ever change the plasma unless there's a leak.

Instead of converting it yourself, I would suggest hiring someone to do it. It usually costs a few hundred thousand dollars, but at least you'll save yourself the trouble of going to the store and buying a new TV.

pour in only type O plasma, it's the kind they use for 1080P

if you use type A you get 1080i, and if you use B, you get 720P

don't even try to use AB plasma, the best you will get is 720i

change it every 6 months or 6000 hours of viewing...

You have to sign it up for plasma lessions at your local plasma church. It shouldn't cost too much and it takes about a year.

u have to use the plasma converter.

I hope you have doors and windows in your house..

Firstly walk out the door buy a plasma TV, place it where the old TV was...

Then pick up the old TV and throw it out the window..

WOLLA you now have a large plasma instead of your old dinosaur....