Do you have a funny joke about Nurses or Doctors?

A nurse was doing her rounds with a thermometer behind her ear, until a patient finally asked why she had a thermometer behind her ear, whereupon she reached up her hand, grabbed it, looked at it and exclaimed, "Oh no! Some a**hole must have my pencil!"

Side Effect

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

One of my friends told me this one.

A woman is pregnant and she goes into the OBGYN to get her first checkup. It was the first patient that the doctor had ever examined on his own and he was a little nervous so he started whistling to calm his nerves. Suddenly the lady starts laughing. He asks her is she was okay and she replies, "I'm fine, it's just that you were singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner song."

The joke really isn't that funny, but the first thing I thought of was quality meat, no fillers.

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for doctors

http://www.geocities.com/abhinith/nurse.htm

for nurses

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