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Terrorists threats....funny ?
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent
terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed"
to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A
Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"
to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody
Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that
it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
The rise was precipitated by recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory,
effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened
level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly
and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more
levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change
Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."
They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual
and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines
ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so
the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
20 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That was very good it made me chuckle and I will email it to some friends. You forgot the Russians there's was lifted from "wait for snow" to "Winter is coming, we will get snow" and the third is. "The snow has beaten them"
- 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
it is really killing me
hahahahahahahahahaha
thts a very short brief of the europe history & civilization, and it is remarkably 100% accurate ; D
- *Facepalm*Lv 51 decade ago
HAHAHAHA~~~
I wuz lmao reading those!!
if u dun know ur history, u wont get it!
hilarious!
10/10
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Quite good
- CuriousJLv 41 decade ago
yawn. Should have stopped while ahead. The British bit was quite funny, but the rest of it was just euro trash profiling
