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kes asked in Science & MathematicsZoology · 1 decade ago

HELP!!!!!!!!!! need help in training a DINOSAUR?

please help i need help in training a T-Rex to stop snapping at my fingers

also have a pair of panda's in back garden, they won't stop breeding.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You should take it to T-Rex training school this will soon sort him out!! Bit of who's the boss won't hurt.

    Panda's breeding is no bad thing either although they can be difficult so maybe take them to panda school give them sex ed and ensure they are having safe sex!!! Don't want them getting STD's.

    Hope this info was helpful.

  • 1 decade ago

    Okay, one problem at a time. Your dinasaur is BORED! Take him for a walk, a long walk every day. I suggest with a muzzle. Don't let him get ahead of you so you can establish the dominant order. YOU are the dominant saur, not him. That's why he snaps at your fingers. After the walk, practice telling him what to do and making him do it. If he doesn't, make fun of his tiny little forelimbs and that will put him in his place. Then snap at HIS fingers. Now you are the dominant saur, not him. You really need to train these animals right if you intend on keeping them. Give him something to HUNT too, that keeps them from eating visitors. VERY important here, the city comes down hard on vicious saurs. They might take him away and kill him and feed the meat to pitbulls and rottweillers who need a clean break.

    As far as the pandas go, don't worry about it if they are also producing young. But I would suggest giving the young (or even selling them) to a well known zoo. Maybe it will inherit the breeding trait from it's parents and teach other pandas and we can get them off the extinction list. If they are not producing young, remove all the rabbits from the garden, they are a bad infuence.

    You are really silly, you know that? I had fun with this question.

    Source(s): 44 years of animal companionship. Currently owned by 3 cats, a parrot and some walking stick bugs.
  • javier
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Feed the T-rex the panda bears... solve two problems at one time.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ok what you should do is put that sticky, smelly s&*T, you know the stuff u use to get your dog to stop biting furniture. Put it on your fingers and you'll be fine. The T-rex should stop.

    I'm sorry but I can't stop your panda problem.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Put a mussle on T-Rex.

    Sell Pandas to China.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The pandas are in trouble because their ecological niche isn't big enough.

    The T.rex needs to see a dentist.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    ALL of the train dinosaurs I know sure do... It's the trains that made us that way...

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry, the answer to the first question will be 65 million years to late.....

    And the second would be so good, you wouldn' want to change anything

  • 1 decade ago

    Go to jurrasic park :)

    I here they have a great record up until the third film.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha have a star

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