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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Maths joke:
I said to my cat what's two take away two, and the cat said nothing.
Very lame!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Do you remember this one??
Q. You're a bus driver. You stop at the first bus stop and pick up 3 people and drop off 5. You keep going, stop at the next stop and pick up 7 people and drop off 2. At the next stop, you pick up 3 more people, and 5 get off. At the next stop, 3 people get on, and 6 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
A. Whatever the person's eye color is to whom you are telling the joke, because, as you said, "You are a bus driver".
Old, and quite lame. LOL
Oh, and then there's this one....
Q. Two coins make up 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
A. A nickel and a quarter. The question says only 'one isn't a nickel.'